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39 Darth Vader: hey I just met you
Darth Vader: and this is crazy
Darth Vader: but I'm your father
Darth Vader: so join the dark side maybe
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Always like this: here’s 10 facts for you It is physically impossible for pigs to look...

vintagewool:

here’s 10 facts for you

  1. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
  2. Rats and horses can’t vomit.
  3. Cats urine glows under a black light.
  4. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
  5. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects…
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accidentalism: compliments instead of drab music when you’re on hold (by Marc Johns)
13284 One Direction: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Me: Well, I'm not a dancer, a model, a floor model, a TV presenter, attractive, skinny, athletic, talented, coordinated, rich...
One Direction: You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
Me: Yeah. In the opposite direction so they don't go blind.